Rules for Membership in the Servants of the Shrub
The Servants of the Shrub is a Guild devoted to having fun. As such, we need to make sure that every member keeps an attitude and play style that supports that devotion. In general, our rules are simple: Respect yourself and others, be friendly to all, and keep it fun. In the spirit of that, I would like to present you with the commandments that were bestowed upon me in a vision I had from what I believe was the Shrub itself. I have also included what I believe the interpretation of those commandments to be. The Shrub is wise and powerful, and I am truly honored to be a simple conduit thorough which it speaks.
-DankRooster (First High Prophet of The Shrub)